u ever analyze a situation and think “you tryna?” but only think it bc maybe they aint tryna and ur tryna be cool as fuck bout the boner
i am the biggest dick lover of them all
not so fast
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
i love when straight guys think I’m straight and they let me be gay with them
i hope im someones favorite blogger